Where to go for a Thai visa from Hua Hin. Visa run from Hua Hin to Malaysia. Documents for renewal

I already have detailed instructions in immigration. All processes are identical regardless of the city, the only difference can be what kind of queue there will be, and this depends on the season. Nevertheless, I decided to write a short post about my personal experience of visa extension in Hua Hin. Let me remind you that I have already written it.

I arrived at 10.50 am and left at 11:30 am with a visa. Everything is very fast! But they say there are also queues. Although there were quite a few people when I arrived, all the seats inside and outside the office were occupied. Perhaps, thanks to the streamlined procedure for accepting documents, now everything happens much faster than before.

There is a photocopier near the entrance, where I made a copy of the passport main page and visa spread (3 baht/1 sheet). It was possible to take a photo for 100 baht, but I already had a photo. After that, I went inside and took an electronic queue ticket. Without a copy of my passport and photo, they didn’t want to give me a ticket. Next, I began to fill out the form, although there was a Thai girl sitting at a table on the street who fills out forms for free for everyone, but she was already busy with someone and I didn’t bother her. While I was filling out the form, my turn came, I barely had time to fill out the form. Therefore, I think there is no need to rush and take a ticket ahead of time.

The immigration officer looked at my Bangkok address on the form and asked where I was staying in Hua Hin. Since I was passing through and didn’t even plan to spend the night, I didn’t stop anywhere in Hua Hin (I lived in Bangkok at that time). In order not to create an emergency situation (suddenly if you are passing through, then go to your friend in Bangkok), I named the first hotel that I remembered in Hua Hin, fortunately I stayed there and even did .

Within 5 minutes after the conversation with the officer, I was given a ready-made passport with a renewal stamp.

Park opposite

Opposite the immigration office there is a small park with a children's playground, exercise equipment, a minimum of trees and an entrance to the sea.

Documents for renewal

From the docks you only need:

- International passport
— Any photo 3x4 or 4x6
— A copy of the main page of the passport, visa page, and immigration card
— Completed application form (there is a sample in immigration office on how to fill it out)
— Warning about liability for failure to notify authorities about a change of place of residence (to be filled out on the spot and, as I understand it, this is a formality)

I was afraid that they would ask for a contract for housing, but they didn’t need it! They didn't ask anything at all.

Opening hours and cost

Monday to Friday from 8:30 to 16:30. Break from 12:00 to 13:00.

The cost of extending a single-entry visa for another 30 days or a 30-day stamp for 7 days is 1,900 baht.

Immigration location map

I came across some confusing explanations on blogs that the immigration office had moved. I don’t know, maybe this is already his new place, but the correct point is marked even on Google Maps, which is usually late in displaying it.

Another immigration office has also appeared in the Blueport shopping center on the ground floor. There is almost no one there now, since apparently not everyone knows about it yet. So it’s better to go there, they’ll do everything without a queue. Moreover, you don’t even need any documents other than a passport; they will do everything there themselves.

The idea to go to Hua Hin arose from a simple reluctance to make a transfer at Bangkok airport. Last time I managed to fly to Phuket this way. Either after the night flight I had an incompletely correct perception of the surrounding reality, or perhaps Bangkok airport is really so huge and stupid, but we ran around there with our suitcases quite a bit, looking for our flight or at least a person who could explain the way in clear English.

Yes, there are overland routes from Bangkok to Koh Chang. If you wish, you can also get to Samui (independent travelers praise a very economical option: a bus to Chumpon, and from there a ferry). But how can you not love yourself, so that after a nine-hour night flight it takes another five or six hours to get to the hotel. No really. We take Bangkok, draw a circle around it with a radius of approximately two hours of transfer, and do not go beyond this circle. The idea of ​​going to the Russian “pearl by the sea,” Pattaya, disappeared immediately. Well, I don’t like this city with crowds of compatriots, on whose faces it is written “the people are ready for debauchery.” Turning, as they wrote earlier, my gaze in the opposite direction, I found two coastal towns at approximately the same distance as Pattaya from the capital: Hua Hin and Cha Am. That's where we'll go.

If you plan a route in my footsteps, please note: we have three variants of spelling the name of the resort: Hua Hin, Hua Hin, and Hua Hin. In English it is written in two separate words. I'll stick with the first option, but remember that the other two are also ours.

Gold in troubled waters

The terrain here, unlike the islands, is more flat, but not at all bald, and there is a lot of greenery. There are fields and salt marshes where healthy salt is mined. The Regent Chalet Regent Beach hotel between Hua Hin and Cha Am was chosen solely because of its dislike of large buildings. The entire hotel is a group of bungalows surrounded by well-groomed tropical vegetation.

A wide sandy beach begins immediately outside the territory. There are no sunbeds or umbrellas on the beach in this area, but the hotel sunbeds are really two steps away. Sunbeds are, of course, free. The beaches here are absolutely classic: endless, sandy, uncrowded. The buildings visible along them are mostly not hotels, but condominiums where residents of different countries rent apartments. I had already seen complaints about the muddy sea in Hua Hin even before the trip. In the first two days the sea was a little stormy. Then the storm subsided. What to say? There is no crystal transparency of the water. A certain cloudiness is always present. But it's not dirt. In the rays of the sun you can see golden grains of sand dancing in the water. You can swim, which we did all the time. But there are few swimmers on the beach. There are also few annoying traders.

Walking along the beaches, you can find a couple of eateries, as well as masseuses offering Thai massage under a canopy. Everything is clean, tidy, prices are very reasonable. 200 baht for a full massage. In other places I disdain beach massage, but here I enjoyed it.

The only drawback of the hotel, according to the reviews, was the lack of tourist infrastructure in the surrounding area, that is, restaurants where you can dine, shops, ATMs. Well there is no way. On the first evening we had dinner at the hotel. To be honest, I wasn't impressed. By Thai standards it is a bit expensive and poor. On the second day we decided to go to Hua Hin for dinner. The minibus from the reception runs on schedule. We ask you to register in advance.

Kings and bazaars of Hua Hin

Along the road on the left is the main attraction of Hua Hin - the Royal Summer Palace of the now reigning Rama IX. But you won't see the palace itself. From the road you can see the park behind a wrought-iron fence. If there are yellow flags on the gates, it means the king is here. But even if the king is in Bangkok, the palace is still closed to visitors.

The central transport hub of Hua Hin is considered to be a small square on which there is a clock tower. The place is called: Clock Tower. The carved Buddhist temple overlooking this square is Wat Ampharam, the city's main temple and also a Buddhist monastery. If you stand facing it, the street, which goes a little to the right to the side, will lead to the sea and to cute coastal restaurants. There is no beach suitable for swimming here. But sitting on the shore with a plate of fried fish is quite possible.

After walking for half an hour along the main street (or taking a few minutes by taxi), you will find the city's largest shopping center, Market Village. If you plan to stay in Bangkok later, there isn't much to do there. And if not, then the range and prices are very decent.

If it happens in the evening, then, walking from the Clock Tower a little back along the road you arrived on, you will see a very busy and brightly lit street on the left. This will be the Night Market. Rows of food and souvenir stalls stretch for several blocks. Great fun. All of Thailand on one street. Mountains of elephants, T-shirts, sundresses, jewelry and other tourist delights. Fish is fried here, roti pancakes are baked, and juices are squeezed out of various fruits. Prices are very reasonable. If you are a fan of Thai street food, you will get a great deal of pleasure for a hundred baht in total. If you want to go out and gain two hundred, you’ll hardly be able to eat it. Unlike similar places, for example, in Bangkok, everything is much cleaner and more decent. No sewer aromas, no ladyboys, no shady establishments. You can go for a walk with your children. At the end of this street there is a railway station with a Royal Pavilion, but at night it is not visible in the dark.

There is only one company offering excursions in Russian in Hua Hin. I don’t give contacts because it’s not advertising. If you got here, then you know how to use search engines. I contacted them in advance, there are no representatives and no Russian-speaking staff at the hotel. All excursions are conducted individually. A sightseeing tour of Hua Hin takes half a day and begins right from the Royal Pavilion at the station, built in the form of a charming carved box.

The next object is Mount Khao Takiab. Hold your bags tightly and leave valuables in the car. Because as soon as you get out of the car, you will be surrounded by a bunch of monkeys. There are hundreds of them here. They don’t climb the mountain itself, but below they simply swarm.

The climb to Wat Khao Lad, located at the top, is quite steep, but easy to navigate. Probably local higher powers are helping. At the top, in addition to the temple, there is an observation deck with a beautiful view of the surrounding Hua Hin. The last point on the program is the Wat Huay Mongkol temple complex with a picturesque park and a huge statue of an ascetic monk. The huge black head is especially impressive against the backdrop of sunset.

On the way we stopped at a floating market. If there is not enough time, this item can be safely thrown out of the program. Remake for tourists. Canals, bridges, souvenir shops. It’s quite nice that even though AH!, it’s not.

Pechaburi - city of temples

A very interesting and little-known place to our tourists is located half an hour’s drive from Hua Hin. This is a cave temple and royal palace in the town of Pechaburi. It has the largest number of Buddhist temples per unit area in the country. Three green hills rise above the city. There's a monastery on one, you can't go there. On the second there is a stupa. In principle, you can, but you don’t want to. On the third is the Summer Residence of King Rama IV. (In Thailand, for those who don’t know, all kings are called Rama, adding a serial number to this name). You can get to the palace by cable car. The palace itself suffered somewhat due to the local climate, but retained the elegance of its architectural forms. You can't take pictures inside. From the interiors one can understand that pompous luxury was deeply alien to Rama IV. Everything is simple to the point of asceticism. The most valuable thing is the collection of Chinese porcelain, which includes a significant section of chamber pots.

Below, not far from the palace, is the Khao Luang cave temple. Local residents brought images of Buddha to the huge cave during one of their wars with the Burmese. A giant statue of a reclining Buddha was built in it. Beams of daylight shine through the openings in the upper part, giving the cave a fantastic look. The surrounding area is also full of monkeys.

Cha Am and the bikers

Another place in the vicinity of the hotel where we made a foray was the resort town of Cha Am. It takes about 15 minutes to get there by taxi. There is a long sandy beach, along which there are food stalls for any request, from restaurants with aquariums where the future main dishes of your dinner float, to carts of dummy dishes and flimsy tables on the beach, where the most relish is to take off your shoes and sit, sinking your feet into the soft sand. There are a lot of European youth in Cha Am. There are signs all around offering inexpensive guesthouses. There are many bikers of different nationalities. Russians are neither seen nor heard.

Why you shouldn't trust reviews

Having learned from the Internet that there was nothing around our hotel, at first we did not make any forays. But the spirit of the explorer still won. Going to the right of the gate, we found literally 200 meters away several shops, an ATM, a tailor shop and food carts. Even further away are several condominiums with nice restaurants with courtyards and very good Thai food. Encouraged by the success of the first expedition, the next day we went left. We passed the main building of the Regent Beach Hotel. Behind it, literally a five-minute walk, there was a whole street of restaurants, each better than the other, and shops with various beach and souvenir items. Conclusion: you can’t always trust the Internet.

Now about where we didn't get to. Literally half an hour's walk from our hotel was the Royal Summer Palace Marukhataiwan, built at the beginning of the twentieth century for King Rama VI. There is now a museum there. But then we had other plans, then the palace was closed. So, unfortunately, this palace of original architecture made of gilded teak wood on the seashore remained without our attention. Maybe you'll have better luck.

We lived on Samui and Hua Hin for approximately the same amount of time - six months in each of the resorts, and in both cases we lived with a small child. Many people ask me where it is better and where I liked it more. To be honest, the question is very complex and ambiguous. Everyone has their own requirements and wishes, and these cities are very different, so it’s very difficult to compare and say where is better. Is it possible to compare a city on the mainland and a village on an island? Probably not, but I’ll try anyway :) We lived in Hua Hin from October 2011 to March 2012, on Samui from March to May 2012 and September 2012 to the present (end of January 2013).

For the wise guys, I immediately warn you: this is just my view of the two resorts and it cannot be considered as an insult to any of these cities or to those who live in one and not the other. I see it this way, someone else saw it differently. This is fine. If you disagree with something or want to add something, write about it politely in the comments, and we’ll discuss it.

Sea and beaches

Of course, the sea and beaches are much better on the islands. Even if Koh Samui does not have the best beaches in Thailand, there are good beaches with light sand and clear blue water, where fish are sometimes found and where it is very pleasant to swim. But this is not always the case. When we moved to Samui in the spring, I was delighted. But in the winter I began to wonder if they had gone somewhere else. Not the same impressions at all: the sea is worse, dirtier, clouds, rain, crowds of not very happy tourists. In Hua Hin, the sea and beaches did not impress me as much as the beaches of Samui in the spring. Most of Hua Hin is generally unsuitable for swimming, the other part is normal, but these are not the beaches for which it is worth flying so far. But it’s worth noting that I didn’t really like the sea on Koh Samui in winter either.

Climate

The island climate differs from the continental one. On Koh Samui, short-term downpours and more often prolonged rains occur. The rainy season is more pronounced, but the dry hot season is easier to endure, since at least sometimes it rains. If we didn’t notice the rainy season in Hua Hin, then on Samui it turned out to be pronounced and the water actually flooded the streets and some houses. I described this in more detail here: . After the end of the official rainy season, the showers still haven’t stopped, it can be cloudy for a week in a row and sometimes it rains or showers, and it can be hot. It was more stable in Hua Hin, but as spring began and the spring heat was above +35, we decided to run away from there. I woke up this morning and it was already hot. In spring, Samui is hot and it rains less often than usual, but it still happens and much more often than in Hua Hin. In addition, thanks to the sea on all sides, the temperature is several degrees lower and this is easier to bear.

Humidity

In Hua Hin we had no problems with humidity or mold at all. On Samui it started almost immediately: salt turns into porridge in a few weeks, sugar turns into a solid mass, food spoils instantly (it is very difficult to catch the moment between when cooked food has cooled down and when it needs to be put in the refrigerator), clothes dry only in the sun , if there is no sun, it does not dry for days and stinks, a towel left in the bathroom after taking a shower immediately begins to stink and may even become moldy.. In general, after a few months, mold began to attack our things. At best, it’s just a smell; at worst, the item is damaged and cannot be washed. Equipment also suffers from humidity. Our phones, laptops, tablets - everything is gradually undergoing irreversible processes. . But this applies to any island and especially to houses located near the sea. On Phangan, Bali, Cuba, Hawaii - everywhere, over time, problems with high humidity and mold arise. This is such a paradise, with the smell of dampness and toxic mold. Yes, it is poisonous and you breathe it in when you sleep on an old mattress in a cheap bungalow. It is possible to fight it, but it is very difficult and often ultimately useless.

Real estate

The real estate market in Hua Hin and Koh Samui is very different. I can’t say anything about the purchase; I wasn’t interested in this issue. Therefore, we will only talk about rent. Hua Hin is a city stretched along the beach, through which one main road passes close to the coast. Near the sea and near the main road there are mainly hotels, hotels, apartments, cafes, shops, markets, banks, offices... Anything, just not houses for rent. All houses are located at a distance from the sea, and usually at a considerable distance. Most often, houses are built in organized settlements with a fence, security and other amenities. Typically, houses have a small area of ​​their own and are separated from each other by a fence. Everything is very civilized, they are often focused on long-term rentals. They are occasionally found near the sea, but the prices there are exorbitant. There are a lot of housing options near the sea on Samui, often just a bungalow, sometimes something in between a house and a bungalow, but good large houses with quality furniture, their own plot and territory are less common. More often on Samui you will find just a small complex of houses of the same type (5-20) standing nearby and not oriented for long-term rent or sale (they are usually rented for the winter at most). There are a lot of them here, they are simple, they have only the most necessary and expensive electricity (sometimes water). In Hua Hin, electricity is at government prices. It is very difficult to find a three-room house on Samui at an adequate price or an inexpensive house with an oven, decent furniture, an LCD TV and a washing machine, even if you look without reference to beaches and shops. Most often, such houses are expensive and are offered as luxury ones. There are few options for something in between a cool villa and a simple bungalow. For example, look at the houses we rented: , .

Electricity and Internet

For some reason, some people think that Koh Samui has terrible problems with electricity and the Internet, but this is not true. Our Internet in both cities was from 3bb and the speed always corresponded to the selected package. By the way, in Hua Hin everything was somehow set up crookedly or something, but our Internet often disappeared and I knew the customer support phone number and our contract number by heart. Especially if the light blinked, then we could then sit all day without the Internet. On Samui, the results are still more stable, although sometimes they disappear. Here we also immediately took 3G from dtac so that we would definitely always be with the Internet, we need it. As for electricity, apart from when the entire island was without electricity for several days, I didn’t notice any difference with Hua Hin. In both places, the light sometimes disappears for several hours and then appears. Here, too, 3G Internet saved us from boredom, since the regular one immediately stopped working.

Medicine

When choosing a city in Thailand for wintering with a child, I always first of all pay attention to the availability of good clinics, take out insurance and go only to places where it’s not scary to get sick. But the most common cold in a child can cause terrible complications, which is why I take the level of medical development very seriously. Consequently, both in Hua Hin and Samui there are enough good quality clinics where you will receive help. It’s true that in Koh Samui it’s better to have insurance. In Hua Hin, prices in local hospitals are even more or less adequate, since there are not many tourists there, but on Samui everything is aimed at tourists and is expensive. You won't find cheap doctors during the day. In Hua Hin, I liked that there was cheap pediarts (), and a gynecologist, and many other specialists.. In extreme cases, there is Bangkok, 2 hours away, where you can find very good specialized specialists (check your eyesight, hearing, etc.). In Hua Hin there are only a few expensive clinics, a few local ones and that’s it. The best clinics in these cities are the representative offices of Bangkok Hospital: Samui Bangkok Hospital and Hua Hin Bangkok Hospital, where we always go for insurance. In Hua Hin, we visited Dr. Samet for minor issues, but we couldn’t find cheap doctors on Samui, and spending 50-100 bucks for a simple visit is not cheap for us, so we treat ourselves.

Goods and services

The range of goods and services is approximately the same and, to be honest, I’m not very keen on shopping here, since it’s difficult with a baby. But Hua Hin benefits from its proximity to Bangkok, where you really have everything. And it seemed to me that in Hua Hin there is a larger selection of goods. But there are more services for foreigners on Koh Samui.

Products, restaurants, food

In Hua Hin, some things are noticeably cheaper: fruits, vegetables, seafood, food in cafes, since all this is aimed at Thais rather than tourists. Everything is expensive on Koh Samui. Especially in the Lamai and Chaweng areas, fruits in the markets are even more expensive and worse than in supermarkets and only tourists buy them there. In Hua Hin, seafood, fruits and vegetables in the markets have always been cheaper and tastier. There are also many simple family cafes in Hua Hin with tasty and cheap cuisine. Compared to Samui, everything was very cheap there. In supermarkets and stores like 7/11, they are the same everywhere. Well, prices in good restaurants are always high.

Flora and fauna

Of course, plant and animal life is much more diverse on the continent than on the island. There are both positive and negative aspects to this. A wide variety of animals, birds, and plants can be considered positive. The negative ones include a variety of poisonous reptiles and some unpleasant insects. If on Samui it is more or less clear who lives, then in Hua Hin any snake or unpleasant insects can live next door to you. In Hua Hin, the ubiquitous ants annoyed me. It seemed to me that I was living in an anthill. Maybe we were just unlucky with the location and only we had this problem? But they instantly attacked all food, even hot and liquid food, crawled even in the toilet, sometimes bit a child and made nests in equipment, contributing to its failure. Even completely treating the house with all sorts of chemicals did not help for more than a week or two. This was the most irritating factor in Hua Hin. On Samui we have no ants at all and all food (sugar, bread, fruit..) is easily stored simply on the shelves. Added later: It turned out that in some houses on Samui ants are also found in large numbers and we were just lucky :)

Location and availability of civilization benefits

In general, both cities are very developed (compared to most Thai cities) and have everything you need for a happy and comfortable life. On Samui, however, everything is more focused on visitors and the majority of the local population speaks English. In Hua Hin, things are worse with English and the entire service sector is aimed at Thais and long-term visitors. But Hua Hin is located not far from Bangkok, and Bangkok is a city where there is probably everything. The ability to get to such a city by car or taxi (or at least by bus or train) in a few hours is a very big plus. But for a short holiday, the island will be a more pleasant and romantic place.

Entertainment

Here I will disappoint you. Samui is considered not a very fun and party resort; compared to Pattaya or Phuket, it is called boring. But Hua Hin is even more boring :) There is nothing to do there in the evening. More or less noise and people meet near several expensive hotels such as the Hilton, there is a small night market, but otherwise there is nothing to do there in the evenings. For those who like to have fun, evenings in Hua Hin will drag on slowly and tediously. Although you can take a car and get to Bangkok in a couple of hours. You certainly won't get bored there. On Samui there is something to do in the evening, where to drink, sit, there are clubs and a walking street. In general, it’s more fun; for those who are traveling for a short time, there will be exactly where to go and what to see, who to meet and where to drink. But to be honest, I’m not very knowledgeable about these issues; my baby and I spend most of our evenings at home :)

As for daytime tourist attractions, there is enough of this in both Koh Samui and Hua Hin. Not as much as we would like, but they will ride you on elephants, show you monkeys, teach you how to dive, take you to a couple of temples and come up with something else. A standard vacation (10-15 days) will definitely have something to fill. And if we come for a long time and the soul craves impressions, then in both cases we will have to leave the city limits. In Hua Hin, you are again pleased with the opportunity to quickly get to Bangkok, which is what many centenarians do on weekends.

Number of tourists and locals

When we moved from Hua Hin to Samui, I had the feeling that we had returned home :) There were only white people and Russian speech everywhere. In Hua Hin we didn’t hear Russian for weeks, white people were rare and always stood out from the crowd, and on Samui sometimes it feels like there are more tourists than Thais.

Culture and attractions

Koh Samui is absolutely uninteresting from the point of view of Thai culture. It began to develop just a few 10 years ago and all the Thais living here are visitors. But Hua Hin has a rather interesting history, historical sights, temples, Thais have lived there for generations and the majority do not pursue the goal of ripping off more money from a white man.

Airport

Koh Samui has a huge advantage - the presence of an international airport and that says it all. True, the airport was cleverly built by one of the Thai airlines and keeps high prices for flights; it is not state-owned. There is also an airport in Hua Hin, but nothing flies from there. But from Hua Hin you can quickly take a taxi to Bangkok and it is not expensive (about 60 bucks). Taking a minibus or bus will generally be cheap, but it will take longer.

Education

Here I am a bad adviser and I hope someone can complement me. Our baby is still just a baby and I have little interest in education yet, but there are definitely international kindergartens and schools in both cities, children of foreigners and children from mixed families study there and they seem to be happy. I’m not sure exactly and I’m afraid to cause a lot of controversy, but it seemed to me that in Hua Hin the education is of better quality in general. But it is better to give secondary specialized education and higher education in Bangkok. Although I saw something for adult children in Hua Hin, I don’t remember exactly. I know for sure that after finishing school, most children are sent to Bangkok to study. In this case, living in Hua Hin is more convenient.

Services and entertainment for children

For now, there are more interesting things for children on Koh Samui. In Hua Hin it was completely sad with places where you can bring children to have fun or relax. But maybe something has changed. In any case, both there and there are seas and it won’t be boring at all.

Visa wounds and border wounds

A border run is a border crossing to obtain a new entry stamp. For Russian citizens both on Samui and Hua Hin, the nearest point is Ranong (border with Burma); they also go to Malaysia on Samui. For citizens of Belarus and Ukraine (and possibly some other countries), entry into Burma is possible only with a preliminary visa. Therefore, the island of Koh Samui is more convenient for them, from where they can go on a border run to Malaysia. Samui is also more convenient if you have a small child and want to fly by plane. After all, you won’t be able to fly from Hua Hin to another country; you have to go to Bangkok. In addition, the border run from Hua Hin for Belarusians and Ukrainians (and others who only need a visa to Burma) cannot be completed in 1 day. All visa-free countries are far away.

A visa run is a trip to obtain a Thai visa from the Thai embassy in a neighboring country. Here, too, everything is ambiguous. Samui is convenient for those who are going to a visa-run by plane. In addition, it is also not a long drive from Koh Samui to the Thai Embassy in Penang (Malaysia). You can’t fly from Hua Hin by plane; you have to go to Bangkok and it’s a long drive to all the neighboring embassies. But what a choice of countries: Malaysia, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam - you can make each visa run a new trip. And one more pleasant point: there are trains from Hua Hin. There is definitely a train to Malaysia (the city of Penang, where there is an embassy) and to Laos. Perhaps there are trains somewhere else, but we didn’t find out anymore.

Security and crime

Since childhood, I have heard about Thailand as a very dangerous country, where you are offered drugs everywhere, prostitutes actively harass you everywhere, weapons and extreme sports are everywhere. And most people think so! But there’s nothing to even take a picture of 🙁 Where are they all? Where is the extreme? It seems that crime is more or less unstable and there are a lot of prostitutes and ladyboys in Pattaya and Phuket. But in Hua Hin, our lonely friend had to strain to find a car for the night. There are more of them on Samui, but I didn’t see anything unusual. There are also girls in Moscow, Kharkov, and Crimea. For sex pleasures they go to Pattaya or Phuket. And Samui and Hua Hin will surprise quite a few people with the number of prostitutes. As for drugs, of course, those who are looking will always find them, but in Hua Hin they are generally strict about this, this is a royal resort! Samui is a more touristy place and they may offer weed or something else on the street. But often this is a setup and the police are guarding nearby and they will immediately take you away and extort money for your freedom. Don’t even think about buying anything on the streets; if you really want to, find out from long-livers. But if you don’t look for adventures on your own, then this topic will not affect you. There are also sometimes robberies on Koh Samui. Moreover, houses are rarely robbed; more often, wallets and phones are pulled out of the pockets of drunken tourists. It's their own fault. This is rare in Hua Hin. Probably, drunk tourists are just a rarity there, and tourists in general are a rarity. Otherwise, everything is quiet, peaceful, calm, safe. There are some other points, but someday I will write separately about safety and how tourists are scammed. But it’s okay, it’s definitely not worse than being a tourist in Moscow :)

That's all. If you forgot something, then ask. Everyone has their own preferences and I always advise visiting several places and only then drawing your own conclusions. For me, Hua Hin is an ideal Thai city for living there for a long time or for those who are not very interested in the sea and communicating with other tourists. Samui is a great place for a holiday or winter with children.

As is tradition, I will end my story with a few photos from last year (I warn you, the photos have been processed and brightened, so they may depict the sea and beaches better than they really do).

Allow me to make some contribution to this topic, namely, to briefly talk about the railway version of the border run from Hua Hin to Malaysia.
It seems to me that this method may be relevant for those who live near the stations of the Southern Line of Thai Railways in the section from Cha Am to Chumpon. In other situations, either traveling by bus or even traveling to other border crossings becomes more attractive.
The main advantage of a train over a bus (and even more so compared to a minibus) is freedom for the body. Those who have had to travel long distances huddled in the back seat of a minibus will probably think about the train. In addition, the train provides a theoretical opportunity to sleep in a normal – horizontal – position, while at the same time at least getting closer to the goal. In our case, to the city of Hat Yai. At the same time, you can eat food sold right here on the train an unlimited number of times, use the toilet at any convenient time, and, if desired, wash your face or even take a shower.
The main disadvantage of Thai trains is constant (and often significant) delays. It’s even possible that these are not so much delays caused by some random circumstances, but rather an incorrect schedule: I got the impression that the actual time of arrival at station N of each train is always approximately the same, and N residents have this secret information. I would like to note that in Thai trains the lights are not turned off at night, and this must be kept in mind. In addition, as far as I remember, the conductor used to lock the carriage at night, but last time this did not happen, to the delight of the sellers of all sorts of things, thanks to whom you can well learn the names of the simplest Thai dishes. (Oddly enough, the company... Qatar Airways helped me, or rather their gift: earplugs and an eye mask. I recommend stocking up).
In order not to be cheaper compared to the bus, you must strive to stay within the second class. I would not recommend 2nd class with seats: in my opinion, it is completely uncomfortable there, and there is little chance of getting a normal sleep, although the seats recline almost to a horizontal position, but there is noise, light (no Qataris help!), wind, bursting into open windows is not very conducive to sweet dreams. If you nevertheless decide to use this option or for economic reasons (or perhaps due to lack of tickets) find yourself in 3rd class, warm yourself up! A jumper or blanket wouldn't hurt. Those people who decide to take first class will probably enjoy their trip very much, and their train will probably run on schedule. But there are few such trains, and so are passengers. And we, therefore, chose Second Sleeper Class, which is found mainly in compositions of a more “proletarian” level. The cost of a ticket from Hua Hin to Hai Yai in this case will be about 500 baht (the lower shelves are 10 percent more expensive than the upper ones), which is approximately equal to the price of bus tickets. At the same time, special curtains (why are there no such things in our reserved seat?!) and comfortable sleeping places will create a certain comfort and coziness.
Next you have to choose a train. Five night trains pass through Hua Hin to Hat Yai. Train No. 35, passing through Hua Hin at 18:42, stands apart in this row: it goes all the way to the border in Padang Besar and even further to Malaysia, but there are no cars of the required class there. There are no such cars in another Special Express - No. 37, departure from XX at 19:10 (arrival at 07:20). There is also Special Express No. 85 at 23:33, but it should arrive in KY only at 12:34, which is perhaps a little late. (By the way, I can’t guarantee that this train has 2nd class sleeping cars). On these trains, I think there are second class carriages with air conditioning. As a result, our choice is small: Rapid No. 171 and Ordinary No. 169. Both of these trains are old and beaten up by life (I’m not sure about the 169th - I haven’t ridden it for two years, they suddenly updated it). They start to be late even within the city limits of Bangkok, and arrive in XX hour and an hour and a half later than the time indicated on the schedule - 17:14 and 20:07, respectively. Arrival times at KY are 05:52 and 09:15. By adding 2-2.5-3 hours we get time close to real. And it would be tempting: having arrived on the 171st train, jump onto the 35th on the Hat Yai - Padang Besar stretch and at 07:55 you will be at the border.
Buying a ticket at Hua Hin station is easy: the cashiers, unlike many other places, speak English and you can communicate with them. The main thing is to take care of tickets in advance - at least a day in advance - otherwise there may not be tickets. It is important to clearly explain which class of ticket is required. Otherwise, you can easily end up in a sitting position instead of a lying one. It would not be impudent to ask for a seat in the middle of the carriage: it is much quieter there, and the odors of the toilet are not felt. If you had to take 3rd class tickets, then you definitely need to buy tickets with SEATS (to the phrase “Only tickets without seats! OK?” you must answer “No!”, believe me), otherwise you will have to stand on one leg the whole way and curse everything in the world! There will most likely be no chance to sit down. And so – Hua Hin is a good station. Even announcements over the public address system are duplicated in English. There is also a board at the station that shows the order of arrival of trains and the delay time for each. This means you won’t have to wonder if the train has arrived or worry about it.
It is unlikely to pass your station (if the class of the car is higher than 3): the conductor will remind you, and the neighbors will follow the farang that is unreasonable, from their point of view. Therefore, if you wake up a couple of hours later than your expected arrival, there is no need to panic: the train is slightly late, and there is still time to wash (and there are three washbasins, and they are not in the toilet, so there is no queue) and have breakfast. In addition, most of the passengers disembark at Hat Yai.
Once in Hat Yai, there is no need to repeat my mistake: I, together with the local population, rode on a tiny songthaew to the Bus Station (“Thirty baht, Sir! Same Thai people!” – I feel like he’s lying, although it started at fifty). The fact is that minibuses going to Sadao or Padang Besar depart from certain points in Hat Yaye, located near the Railway Station, and only then call at the Bus Station, and may already be almost full. This is basically what many minibuses do in this city. The cost does not depend on the landing location. The main thing is to get rid of the help at the station and the station area, and then ask the local residents - they will show you and help you.
Thai railway sites.